No, this isn’t the only Christmas gift I have in store for you. The other one is Christmas
No, this isn’t the only Christmas gift I have in store for you. The other one is Christmas Cards. Unfortunately, since my idiot fantabulous (but obviously not as fantabulous as I am) portrait painter has left this a little late, I can only sign the few cards they make - namely, five. Therefore, if you would like to be considered on my Totally Amazing and Well-Privileged-If-Your-Name-Is-On-This Christmas Card List, then please reblog this post and I will randomly select five lucky peasants on Friday 14th December 2012, around GMT 5:00 PM. Furthermore, I am only sending to those who reside in the UK as I want that Porge to see how beautiful even the letters I send to peasants are in comparison to his (actually everything of mine is more beautiful than his). Also, please leave your asks open so that my servants may be able to attain your address so that you can receive your card hopefully around Christmas. Love you all lots,Nappy Bee xoxoxo -- source link
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