icantwords:longlosttimelady:amyplaystuba:soulforsam:tachycineta:pyroschoiceass:karcricket:Stabbed in
icantwords:longlosttimelady:amyplaystuba:soulforsam:tachycineta:pyroschoiceass:karcricket:Stabbed in the neck with my blanket 3 inches deep. 52% chance of survival.What???stabbed in the whole left side of my face with the rolly blue scroll wheel of my mouse, 4 inches deep, 30% change of survival omfgstabbed 3 inches deep with my mechanical pencil in the forehead, 24% chance of survival! yikesstabbed with a folder, 1 inch deep, in the leg, 90% chance of survival aww yeahstabbed with my day planner, 8 inches deep in my jaw with a 13% chance of survival.stabbed in the hip with my comforter, 8 inches deep 43% chance of survivalStabbed 10 inches deep in the FACE (how?) with my Spitfire figurine (she’s a My Little Pony character) with a 2% chance of survival. Welp.Stabbed 5 inches deep IN THE FACE with… my water cup? with a 19% chance of survival. Ow. -- source link