purplemagechan:A Pixiv artist has made FMA Cinderella and it is glorious. Simply glorious. Please cl

purplemagechan:A Pixiv artist has made FMA Cinderella and it is glorious. Simply glorious. Please click this link to view the full 70+ image comic.  Or click the image above.  I can’t even read a word of this comic and it had me in stitches.  I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. I can’t even comment on it much because I don’t want to spoil it but it’s all gold.  Give it a read if you like and if you happen to have a Pixiv account give it a fave and rate it. I have translated this comic below the cut in its entirety. Because it contains 79 pages/panels, the best thing I can suggest is to open the comic up in another tab and read it along side the translation I have posted. Please don’t post it elsewhere. (^_^)♥Page 1-Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there was a beautiful? maiden??.-Ed (or Ederella?): Yo. I’m Cinderella.Page 2Evil Step Mustang (in an overly feminine tone): Oh, Cinderella. I wonder when the preparation of breakfast will be done.Winrastasia and Dizalla: Yoooooou-Page 3Ed: I did it.Mustang: So fast!! Well, well, you haven’t cleaned our rooms ye-Page 4Ed: Yeah, I did that tooMustang: That banana-!!Page 5Mustang: H-Hey, this area here is dusty…Page 6Mustang: Oh- …It’s clean. (fx) touchPage 7Ed: Is there anything else to do, oh great step-mother?Page 8Ed (continuing in an incredibly humble tone): Right, is there anything else I should take care to do? Like… wiping your ass?Winry and Al: Wa~! This breakfast is delicious!Page 9-That evening-Pretty high-heel shoes wearing person: Now, then…Page 10Mustang: There’s a ball at the castle tonight! You’ll be the caretaker, Cinderella!Al: Not cool…Winry: Yeah, the way you’re dressed isn’t…Page 11-Ed performs a lariat on Mustang-Mustang: GuughPage 12Ed: Sorry, Colonel… Why don’t you take a nap for a little while? (fx) dropPage 13May Fairy Xing Mother: I’ve come to answer your caaall! Cinderella, I’ve come to help you! (fx) poofPage 14Shao May: Te-?!May Chang: Uwwaaaaaaa!!Ed: Oh. You came?Al: (fx) nudge nudgePage 15Ed: Gimme a dress.May Chang: More importantly is that person! That person collapsed! Your script’s wrong!Shao May: (fx) Waaaa-n!Page 16Alphoneserella???: He’s okay, it happens all the time. (fx) swooshMay Chang: Master Al!! Coool! (fx) swooonPage 17May Chang: Right, right! One dress, coming right up! (fx) readyEd: You’ll do it good, right?Page 18May Chang: Bibbidi bobbidy boo! (fx) poofPage 19(fx) sparkle, glimmer, sparklePage 20Ed (taking on a very haughty and self-important tone): What a shame… as pretty as I already am, just this made me become even prettier. (small text) all dressed upThe others: Annoying…Page 21May Chang: Oh, where’s a pumpkin…Ed: Oh. I’ll be riding a horse-drawn carriage!Page 22May Chang: We’ve got one!Envypumpkin: Yeees! I’m the super awesome pumpkiiin! The awesomest pumpkin!Ed: Wait a minute.Page 23Envy (slightly feminine tone): Master Envy wanted to play in this drama, so he came ♥ Yup, I’m here~Page 24Envy: But besides me, there’s also another unmerited person.Ling-Guss: Yummy- yummy- yummy-Ed: STOP YOUR HAND!Page 25Greed-Ling: I came here for the drama too! You know, because I’m Greed.Ed (maybe?): Any more of this, and we’ll have an increase of confused people. You can leave.Greed: Riiight! Sorry!Page 26Winry: Ah, more! You’ll need more to get the job done, right?May Chang: Everyoooone! Get side by side, now! (translator’s note: aww, look at Lan Fan.)Page 27-And the mice turn into beautiful white horses- (fx) poofPage 28-The pumpkin becomes the carriage to be drawn by horses.- (fx) shimmerPage 29May Chang: (fx) punchPage 30May Chang: There. Horse-drawn carriage.The others: …(Note sticking to True-Form-Envy’s forehead): “Carriage”Page 31Ed: To the ball!!Page 32-The book is avoided.--On the other hand at the same time…-Page 33(fx) appearPage 34Princess “Hawkeye” Charming: Why are there so many women down there.King? Havoc: There’s no helping it because it was determined though lottery… The Colonel is taking on the stepmother role.Page 35Other person: Oh, look at that! Isn’t the first lieutenant awesome!Riza (in thought): Although I thought that Cinderella would be arriving wearing a frilly sparkly dress…Other person: Much better than the Colonel!Page 36Riza: Yeah… in a dress like this. (fx) shimmerPage 37Ed: Hey, it’s the lieutenant! We’re well-matched.Al: Such charm of an adult!Winry: You’re lovely, Ms. Riza!Page 38Havoc: May I ask for a dance?Page 39Riza’s thoughts?: Yes.Page 40Other voice: Lieutenant! The Generals have come.Riza’s thoughts: I’m not going to skip out on this event. I’m devoted to this role now.Page 41Ed: Wazzup, lieutenant.Page 42Envy: No, no! Don’t get all paralyzed! Hey, pipsqueak! Gimme a hand here!Riza: They transformed…Another: It’s no good! The magic will fade at midnight!Riza: They’re duitifully protecting?Background: Huuuuuuuuuuuuh—-Page 43Ed: Now, then… -Let’s go dance, lieutenant.Riza (in thought): I mustn’t! I have to focus on the play!Page 44Riza: S-sure…Mustang: Just waaaaaaait!Page 45(fx) CRASHPage 46Others: C-Colonel?!Mustang: What’s going on here…Page 47Mustang: I thought I heard orders to give the role of Cinderella to me instead of the stepmother role!!Ed (in thought): But you accepted it so smoothly.Page 48Mustang: Furthermore… Well… Somehow… You, the lieutenant and Fullmetal are… well, there’s a good feeling… but why? How? Why?Havoc: Huh? You don’t seem to know the story very well, do you Colonel?Page 49Mustang (in thought): Cinderella was somehow turned into a prince… Aw, there’s bound to be kissing later too! (Stopped in place)Page 50Mustang: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKPage 51(fx) GRABPage 52Mustang: It was absolutely allowed!! -And in addition, who’s the one with the sticky fingers? (translator’s note: not sure how to translate this phrase. At all.)Page 53Mustang: It’s… certainly…Page 54Mustang: WAAAAAAAAA-!! (translator’s note: lol Havoc’s face)Page 55Ed (in thought): What do we do… The Colonel can’t just keep on going crying like that…Page 56(fx) forceful grabPage 57(smoooooooooooooch)Page 58Mustang: ?!Ed (and Mustang, probably): Nnnnnnnnguuh (and they drop)Page 59Ed: Sorry ‘bout that, lieutenant.Mustang: (fx) guuuhPage 60Ed: It seems that my lover is an incredibly jealous type.Page 61Ed: Oh, you aren’t sleeping, are you, society’s garbage. I guess I’ll try dancing with you, reluctantly.Page 62Ed: Come, come. Stand up… little kitten.Page 63Mustang: Idiooooot! ♥Page 64Winry: Fullmetal’s Love.Page 65Envy: …Ed: Yeah. One time.Page 66Envy: Ah, isn’t that nice. I’d also like to dance with the pipsqueak… (fx) awww…Page 67First Greed: Yooo, Envy.Dolchetto: Wait Mr. Greed, that’s not a good idea…Greed: I rushed over here when I heard there was a play going on.Dolchetto: It’s dangerous! Let’s go home!Page 68First Greed: It’s that… Well, you’re awesome. How about we dance together? …Yeah.Page 69Dolchetto: Uwwaaaaa!! Mr. Greeeed!!Page 70Dolchetto: No, come on! Didn’t you put up your natural sheild?! (fx) pull/gruntFirst Greed: Stupid idiot…Page 71First Greed: A guy who fell in love only hardens at the crotch! (fx) hard cough (translator’s note: I used natural shield in the previous section in reference to his abilities as a homunculous to evade harm, but since it normally takes the definition of cure/harden… well, I used harden here for a pretty obvious reason.)Dolchetto: Uwaaaaaaaaaaa–Page 72Dolchetto: You’re such a weirdo, Mr. Greeed!!Page 73Other person: Lieutenant!Page 74Riza: Second Lieutenant?Havoc: I’m sorry that I’m the last person left…Page 75Havoc: Would it be a bother for me to ask you for a dance?Page 76-Riza’s shocked but slightly flustered face-Page 77-Just like that, the ball was conducted in a fun and enjoyable manner.-Page 78Selim Bradley: eh… (fx) ripPage 79Selim: How was that supposed to be playful… (fx) riiipFuhrer Bradley: Hahahah! Hooray! Bravo!~The End~ -- source link

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