Carlos, I am happy with your work. That’s not why I’ve called you in today. I’m co
Carlos, I am happy with your work. That’s not why I’ve called you in today. I’m concerned that you’re not very responsive to my personal messaging. I’m obviously very interested in you, and I always expect my favorite male employees to have a mutual interest in me. We’re going to start with that today, Carlos. I’ve cancelled all my meetings and forwarded my calls. Come over here, and let’s work on on your responsiveness to your pretty female boss. -- source link