Oh, wow. I mean…is he all right? Can he – can he see okay? Is something wrong w
Oh, wow. I mean…is he all right? Can he – can he see okay? Is something wrong with his eyes? I feel kind of bad about this one, because I’m pretty sure he’s colorblind, but come on. Doesn’t the Rogues Gallery have a buddy system? Who let you out of the house this way, sweetheart? The only way I can see this happening if that’s not the case is that you were raised in a sensory deprivation chamber and you’re trying to make up for lost time. That’s it. There are no other excuses. I mean let’s just – let’s start from the top, because I have to work my way up to the…rest of it. Those goggles, honey, why. It’s like you took the shitty cardboard 3D glasses that came with your nephew’s copy of Shrek 3D, soaked them in acetone and shellacked them. Can you see through those? Because if you can’t that would explain a lot. It’s just, they belong with someone’s elderly sleeping pawpaw, and the rest of you is…a whole other kind of problem. The armwarmers. The legwarmers. Or whatever those are meant to be. It’s like you told a bunch of kindergartners to color in a giant black condom and then you just…wriggled into it, somehow. The shoulder pads are bad enough, but why – WHY IS YOUR CHEST A FUCKING RAINBOW!? And you know what? That’s not even the worst part. The worst part is that your chest is a rainbow that essentially points to your crotch. Why would you do that? Why would you do that to yourself? Why would you do that to other people? -- source link
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