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bkwrm523:thefuzzydave:The Headlines of 2020 [image id: Tweet from Hlayaley @geology_rocks saying “Here is my yearly roundups of headlines I screen shotted in 2020″And there’s a lot of headlines here’s a bulleted listPhilidelphia Flyers mascot Gritty accused of punching childOverzealous profanity filter bans paleontologists from talking about bonesCourt rules Subway sandwiches too sugary to meet legal definition of bread“Brooklyn for real”: Rat takes on pigeon in ruthless NYC showdown3 men banned from Yellowstone after trying to cook chicken in geyserMan on five-day ecstasy binge caught filling hotel bath with potatoesVirginia senator blames Canada for his “extra moist” microwave tuna meltGrizzly bears can eat 40,000 moths in a dayMississippi says including Giant Mosquito State Flag redesign was a mistakeGerman nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop at Berlin lake: “When he returned from the forest, everyone applauded.” Man retrieves laptop in chaseTitanic’s greatest unsolved mystery involves a conga line , PCP, and an unidentified chowder (there’s a subtitle under this one but it’s small and blurry and I can’t read it)Is your meth contaminated with coronavirus? This Florida police dept will test it for freeBolsonaro called his isolation from coronavirus “horrible” and was shortly afterwards bitten by an emuSelf-proclaimed leprechaun whisperer reveals he’s still in contact with the mythical creatures who only reveal themselves to him - and insists ‘they don’t have a problem’ with lockdownJose Canseco worried Bigfoot or Aliens can ‘get coronavirus’Countries with more butter have happier citizensDrake ravaged with insults about his back tattoos: “Looks like a zoom meeting”Animals keep evolving into crabs, which is somewhat disturbingA Ghost is the perfect quarantine sex partnerAI camera operator repeatedly confuses bald head for soccer ball during live streamPope Francis urges followers to pray that AI and robots “always serve mankind”US Congress rules that pizza is a vegetableRats besiege New York Chipolte, eating avocados and attacking staffThese foul-mouthed parrots had to be separated after cursing at wildlife park visitorsMan requests swordfight with ex-wife and lawyer to settle dispute (there’s another subtitle under this one, but it’s blurry and small and I can’t read it. Something about japanese swords? Idk)Universe shouldn’t exist, says CERN physicistsAnd Now, A Sinkhole Full Of Ratsend image ID]Tag yourself, I’m rats attack a chipolte -- source link