urbanfantasyinspiration:overlord-puffin: that-catholic-shinobi:friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: eric
urbanfantasyinspiration:overlord-puffin: that-catholic-shinobi:friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: eric-coldfire: mornington-the-crescent: A Jew in Soviet Russia is sitting on a park bench, reading a book on Hebrew. A soldier approaches him, and demands to know what he is doing. “I am learning Hebrew,” the Jew says, “for one day, I may go to Israel.” The soldier scoffs. “You will never go to Israel, Jew.” The Jew nods. “I know I might not, but Hebrew is also the language of Heaven.” The soldier smirks. “And what if you do not go to Heaven?” “I’ll be fine,” says the Jew with a shrug, “I already speak Russian.” Savage Reminds me of the joke that got priest Joseph Müller executed by the nazis.“A wounded German soldier on his deathbed asks to see the people for whom he’s laid down his life. In response, a nurse comes and puts a picture of Hitler on one side of him and a picture of Goering on the other. The soldier smiles and gives one last contented sigh. ‘At least I can die like Jesus Christ. Between two criminals.’” Clowning on authoritarians is a time honored tradition -- source link