walkingdeadites: steveholtvstheuniverse:every achievement in cinema history has led up to this mom
walkingdeadites: steveholtvstheuniverse: every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment #that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball#and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball#and in order to celebrate his return to basketball#we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters#to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players#and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters#so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons#were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball#and just when all hope seems lost#bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie#shows up completely without explanation#and no one questions it#and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael#and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball frorm half court to win the game#and someone in hollywood read that script#and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going#i don’t believe in god#but i do believe in space jam#space jam -- source link