monpetitcabbage:rainfallinhell:creppysponge:blackgirlsparadise:How….?STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GE
monpetitcabbage:rainfallinhell:creppysponge:blackgirlsparadise:How….?STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prisonHe got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISONHe wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling fundshe was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting outthen he was arrested again, and the above happenedwhile he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIMAND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAINThere’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregorSeriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for itguess what’s going on my to watch list now -- source link