mynormalisnotyournormal:kryptaria:snowingiron:fictionalfix:#I can’t even fucking tell you guys

mynormalisnotyournormal:kryptaria:snowingiron:fictionalfix:#I can’t even fucking tell you guys #how much I love Rhodey’s whole ‘rolling with it’ attitude with shit #this is what I aspire to be like #just #’got burned out of my suit’ #’rolling with it’ #’dude breathes fire’ #’can deal with it’ #’Tony has 47 fucking thousand suits’ #’I got a .45 and a green polo shirt’ #’I can do this man’#rHODEY FOR PRESIDENT (via iamwarmachine)#oh god now i actually want to write Rhodey For President#Tony finances the whole campaign easily#it’s a joke until rhodey realizes how shit the other candidates are#RHODEY BECOMES PRESIDENT#THE SECRET SERVICE HATES HIM BECAUSE HE’S WAR MACHINE AND IS ALSO A SUPERHEROAnd he still goes chasing after Tony when Tony does stupid shit. The Secret Services eventually institutes a Code Stark, meaning “The president flew off again to pull Stark’s ass out of the fire. May as well break out the beer and cards. They’ll be back in two days, and then the PR Department will be working overtime to cover up the explosions.”Rhodey for President would be a thing of beauty. Yes, there would be naysayers going all ‘hey we hated superPACs and here’s this bozo running almost entirely on Tony Stark’s dime’, until they see Rhodey in action, thanks to his media exposure via Tony Stark. And he’d be taking a nomination as a joke, and being honest in a way politicians would balk at, which would gain even more popularity, as everyone’s realizing just what their options are, and how bad some of them are. It’d be all “Mr. Rhodes, what is your opinion on the situation in the Middle East?” “Well, as someone who’s served there, and had a friend held as a prisoner of war, I think that…”—— “Mr. Rhodes, what is your plan on improving the economy?” “Well, I think that–” “Adjust taxes! Pepper, what do you–” “Shut up, Tony, they’re interviewing me, not you, but I’ll keep it in mind, your charities help, but we’re looking at other plans…” And as things progress, he’s just kicking a** and taking names on accident, and the media is accidentally helping, because a good chunk of his media exposure is via his talking Tony out of doing stupid stunts, like a viral YouTube video where someone at a bar started to pick a fight with Tony over *blank*, and Rhodey’s the one who teamed up with Captain America to break it up.When the results are in, he does a spit-take, because while he’d started to get a bit more serious at the end, he knows that not all his opinions are popular ones with the brass [like the situation with War Machine but still supporting Tony’s wanting to keep Iron Man out of military hands]. At the inauguration, even though the Avengers are running security alongside the other agencies [and man did they give the Secret Service a headache, between the Avengers, Tony Stark’s friend, his illustrious military career, and now as President], someone still tries to attack; and he suits up within ten minutes after swearing in. Next day’s article has a shot of him in full War Machine gear. YAAAASSSS!!! I thought nothing could approach @copperbadge’s Hawkeye 2016 AU, but I need more of this, I beg you! -- source link

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