thoodleoo:you cant fuck the trojan horse. i know that with a name like trojan it sounds fine but you
thoodleoo:you cant fuck the trojan horse. i know that with a name like trojan it sounds fine but you just can’t do it. first of all it’s a giant horse made of wood and theres no way that would be comfortable. youd be getting splinters all over places where no splinter should ever go. second it’s full of fucking greek soldiers and they will definitely not appreciate you sticking your dick in their siege horse. odysseus is all up in that horse and he is not gonna tolerate your dick. you wanna get your dick chopped off by odysseus?? then dont stick it in his giant wooden horse you fuck. you just can’t fuck the trojan horse. you fucking furry -- source link