thefingerfuckingfemalefury:drfitzmonster:thefingerfuckingfemalefury:pyrrhiccomedy:disgustinganimals:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:drfitzmonster:thefingerfuckingfemalefury:pyrrhiccomedy:disgustinganimals:balltillifall:Attention: the bodega cat near our house is now wearing a T-shirt that says security.congarts on the job dudebodega cats are the best thing about living in new yorklike you’ll just be making a pissy 2 am trip to the corner store for tampons and a pint of chocolate fudge swirl, and then there’s a cat. a super friendly cat that will chirp at you and nuzzle your hand. it works at the bodega. it hunts pests and gets paid in all the cold cuts it wants, and everybody loves it. it’s the happiest cat you’ve ever seen. every single bodega cat is living its best life.I hope this cat gets lots of cold cuts and soft pettings And is having a Very Good Day todayLook at themThey are a model employee <3THEY ARE SO GOOD AND THEY LOVE THEMGIVE THEM A PROMOTIONTO CHIEF OF SECURITYChief of Securikitty :D -- source link