animalstalkinginallcaps:“JUST WEAR YOUR GLASSES” I SAID, BUT NO. MISTER SEXY BEA
animalstalkinginallcaps:“JUST WEAR YOUR GLASSES” I SAID, BUT NO. MISTER SEXY BEACH TIME JUST HAD TO WEAR HIS CONTACTS. WHAT DID I SAY? DID I NOT SAY “THEY’RE BAD IN THE WATER"? DID I NOT SAY “YOU’LL BE SUPER UPSET IF ONE FALLS OUT IN THE SAND"? OF COURSE I DID, BUT DOES HE EVER LISTEN TO ME? OH NO, THAT WOULD BE SILLY. BIG TIME HUNKY STUD WANNABE MALE MODELS DON’T HAVE TIME TO LISTEN TO THEIR BOYFRIENDS. THEY’RE JUST TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL, JUST STRUTTING THEIR STUFF. ISN’T THAT RIGHT?… ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME FIND IT OR NOT?[preorder the book] -- source link
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