morbidlyqueerious:pangur-and-grim:had to explain to new housemate that:Banana Jim lives on the micro
morbidlyqueerious:pangur-and-grim:had to explain to new housemate that:Banana Jim lives on the microwavemicrowave vibrations cause BJ to rotateif BJ is allowed to fully face the wall, this household will become Irrevocably Cursedcontainment procedures -- source link