lesdeuxanes:disgruntledseagull:unclefather:WhyhongryStore Clerk: “Sir! You can’t eat the apples and
lesdeuxanes:disgruntledseagull:unclefather:WhyhongryStore Clerk: “Sir! You can’t eat the apples and the raw meat in the store!” Hongry Guy: “I’m a Veteran you little shit! *Stuffs raw beef into his mouth.” -- source link