My next door neighbour’s wife is such a sap. I’d spent the last six months getting into her go
My next door neighbour’s wife is such a sap. I’d spent the last six months getting into her good books and she fucking loves me. When I offered to go and pick her husband up from the train station because her car was in for repairs she even bought me flowers and a bottle of wine to say thank you. Let’s see how much she likes me when she realises what I wore for him that afternoon. -- source link