To make extra money, Pete took a small job to install a new faucet and unclog a sink drain. With hi
To make extra money, Pete took a small job to install a new faucet and unclog a sink drain. With his head under the cabinet working on the plumbing, the guy and his buddy kept walking in and watching. Every now and then they’d say “Nice. Real nice.” Pete guessed they were talking about the new faucet. As Pete finished and stood up, the two guys were there. One was holding a gun, the other a bunch of rope. “Not a word out of you Plumber Pete…” the guy with the gun said. Pete had no choice but to stand there and let the guy tie him up. “Well you did good work, but we are more impressed with the way you fill out those work pants. And we’ve never seen a dude fill out a sweatshirt so nice.” They said.“What are you talking about ?” Pete asked, but as he stood there tied up he he saw them staring at him, smiling and rubbing their crotches… he had a pretty good idea of what was going on.The guy with the gun put it down and grabbed the growing bulge in his pants with both hands “So I got another pipe here that needs un-clogged Plumber Pete. And you’re just the man for the job.” -- source link