lurkerdb: Your wife had been working at her new job for a week.On Sunday afternoon she seemed nervou
lurkerdb: Your wife had been working at her new job for a week.On Sunday afternoon she seemed nervous so you asked her what was wrong.She told you that she thought that her new boss, a big black man named Malik, didn’t really like her and that she wasn’t really looking forward to going to work the next day. She was sure that he was going to fire her. She said that it was like they were completely out of sync.You advised her to go into his office, close the door and tell him that you wanted to be the best employee in the company and you’d do everything it takes to make him think that way about her.She took your advice the next morning and you didn’t give it another thought.A couple of weeks later it occurred to you to ask how her job was going.She said that everything was great and that her and her boss were totally in sync now.She also told you how much she appreciated your advice.Size matters!Thanks and props to I’m Too Hard To Be Slept On for the gif.http://bigfootsdick.tumblr.com/ -- source link