weirdincestcaptions: “Sweetie, I’ve noticed your posture’s off lately. Luckily my friend’s invented
weirdincestcaptions: “Sweetie, I’ve noticed your posture’s off lately. Luckily my friend’s invented a rig for that too, you just need a few parts of your lower body stretched precisely a few times a day. Why yes, the very base of my penis IS coincidentally exactly the required circumference needed for calibration, why do you ask? There’s also a lubrication component. What do you say? Great! It’ll be here tomorrow. -- source link