spoopy-rayvynnnox: isawaspookygirlinmydreams: spoopy-rayvynnnox: septicake: aldawnthorson:ask-tiny-j
spoopy-rayvynnnox: isawaspookygirlinmydreams: spoopy-rayvynnnox: septicake: aldawnthorson:ask-tiny-jojo:genesiscaveat:this-account-is-a-mistake: ghalind: potatoesoupman3: that-emo-enby: rainywetcigarettes: aqueerkettleofish: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?”“We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.” Iconic post LEMME BE A DRAGON I DONT CARE IF YOU KNOW ITS ME I’ve seriously only seen screenshots of this post before though This is legendary “I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOULS” “George, did you forget your coffee?” ok but like the only difference here is if you dont press it you cant shapeshift. theres no loss in pressing it *SLAMS THE BUTTON AS HARD AS I CAN* yeets into button Ooh! I can be an indoraptor!*yeets myself into the button at Mach 20 speed* I WANT THIS ABILITY*yeets myself at the button at near the speed of light* *bangs my face on the button so hard I shapeshift into a humanoid Gumby* You could have a FLAT FUCKING CHEST AND EVERYBODY WOULD STILL KNOW YOU AS YOU HELL YES -- source link