bogleech:mister-smalls:wizzlbang:karaita:theskeletonfairy:Father of the yearno NOT father of the yea
bogleech:mister-smalls:wizzlbang:karaita:theskeletonfairy:Father of the yearno NOT father of the year hes probably scarred the poor girl for life now or at the very least given her nightmares for the next few yearsIt’s pretty clear the kid is happy the birthday skeleton exists, seeing as she got a puppy out of it.“Skeletons exist! I am scarred forever!”I feel sorry for anyone who was never fooled into believing in any terrifying monsters as a child. I don’t know a single person ever “scarred” by such an experience, but virtually everyone I know has a story like this that they absolutely cherish. Why the hell do you think ghost stories and horror are so attractive to kids?“Goosebumps” made a million dollars because children FUCKING LOVE things that can give them nightmares.Hell, even meeting plain old fucking Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny is more “traumatizing” for most children, and even then, they love telling the story when they’re all grown up. They’re thankful their child-worlds were so exciting.THIS IS PRACTICALLY HOW ARTISTS ARE BORN.If this is a true story, that little girl is going to grow up with, at the very least, a hilarious story to tell about her inventively crazy dad, and more likely than not, her entire imagination has been given an energy boost.I can’t imagine the empty, soul-crushing, vapid childhood someone would have to have had to disapprove of the birthday skeleton. Good god. How could anyone even live with themselves having such an empty, howling void where there should be a sense of whimsy?Father of the year? FATHER OF THE FUCKING MILLENIUM. -- source link