alexamindslave: “so, like, there was this guy i knew, if you could call him a guy, and like, a
alexamindslave: “so, like, there was this guy i knew, if you could call him a guy, and like, all he’d do is sit around all day with his hand like this and just stroke himself. like, all day, just like this… i wonder if his hand is stuck that way… oh, wait… imagine if his FACE is stuck with that silly, dumb gooner face with his tongue wagging… he was like, a total pathetic bate-tard.” -- source link