mothershornyson:Me: Hey Ma! You must’ve been a hit at that office party! That hair, abundant make up
mothershornyson:Me: Hey Ma! You must’ve been a hit at that office party! That hair, abundant make up, revealing dress… you look ten years younger and smoking hot! You should prep yourself like that more often. Mom: Yeah, it seems that all my male colleagues kept checking me out. I thought the way I dressed was maybe a bit much but every guy wanted to dance with me. Me: Just dance or did you end up flashing them too? (Wink, wink)Mom: Ah you are being so silly. I guess I dressed up nicely tonight and flirted with most of them but surely, no young guy wants to see my old, sagging boobs…Me: Now who is being silly? I’m young and your son and would love to see your tits, let alone all these other guys. I bet they’d love to do way more than just have you flash them. Mom: (giggling) Oh honey, you just say that to make me feel good! Me: I’m serious! Tell you what, show me your tits and if I get a boner that means I’m totally serious. Mom: (still giggling) Ok but let’s keep this a secret, I don’t want to have people find out…Me: Mom! They are so hot, can I touch them? Mom: I guess you might as well…(hihihi) -- source link