tarvalonsjw:andrewfreudwebber:calloffyourghosts:lesbianlegbreaker:alexdallymacfarlane:hand
tarvalonsjw: andrewfreudwebber: calloffyourghosts: lesbianlegbreaker: alexdallymacfarlane: handful-ofdust: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: silencedrowns: opiggynukkao: tinnyhouse: pajama-pangolin: isthiswittyenoughforyou: sharkchunks: awildofnothing: apiphile: jaggedfragments: Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this. I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up. Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die. I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed: THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC hahaha I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD I can’t remember the last time I actually laughed this hard at something on tumblr. Oh my shit. ZOO-LOGICALLY IMPROBABLE DOESNT FUCKING COVER IT I’ve reblogged this before, but not with the lion attached. OH GOD THAT LION IT’S BACK WITH THE ACTUAL ANIMAL AHHHHHH Oh god, I recognize that lion. It’s mentioned in Still Life:Adventures in Taxidermy by Melissa Milgrom (which I recommend). This reminds me of that meme cat that’s like “how you feel when you’re wearing socks and step in water” that I spent 15 minutes trying to find a picture of on the internet but cannot. I want “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” as a bumper sticker or something. maybe a metal sign. hang it on my door. -- source link