abrakafcukyou:bitterfucked:breastforce:how to tell if your worldbuilding is Badi didn’t wanna reblog
abrakafcukyou:bitterfucked:breastforce:how to tell if your worldbuilding is Badi didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but:a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to themb) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusionc) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community buildingd) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in foode) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy worldf) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gayg) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flamingbottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbookbury me with this post it’s perfect -- source link