sanescientist: “Hello? Who is this?”“Mark, it’s me, Beth.““BETH?! Where the fuck have you been? Whos
sanescientist: “Hello? Who is this?”“Mark, it’s me, Beth.““BETH?! Where the fuck have you been? Whose phone is this? It came up as unknown.”“Mark, calm down. Everything’s absolutely perfect now!”“Well you fucked off yesterday for a job interview and didn’t bother to call me or go back to your apartment. I waited outside for three hours. What happened?”“Well, I got the job. But-”“Look, that’s great and all but I tried calling their offices. I think the number on their site is wrong because it’s dead. Wait, what’s the but, and why didn’t you call me sooner?”“Well, it’s a funny story actually! You know how you said their site looked like a brochure for some cult?”“Uh…”“Well, they’re not a cult. Not really. But their Leader is this amazing Man who showed me the power of mind control!”“Wh-”“Oh, Mark, it’s amazing! Before I knew what He was doing, I was on my knees with His dick in my mouth. I actually came from sucking His cock, can you believe that?!”“Beth, are you jok-”“Anyway, the Leader has instructed me to terminate all outside relationships before I move to His compound. He says that, only when I’m completely free of any external influence, can I truly give myself over to have my mind and body modified according to His desires. Once I’ve finished being processed, I’ll become His newest concubine! Oh God, just saying that makes me so giddy and wet! I’m gonna be a concubine! Fffff!!!”“BETH! It’s a goddamned brainwashing cult!”“The Leader told me you’d be negative about my new life, and He was right. I’m sorry, Mark. Maybe one day you’ll open your mind as wide as my legs are going to be every day from now on.”*CLICK*Author notes: A few people have asked for something like this. Shitty boyfriend/fiance/husband loses his lady to a cult. She calls him to venerate her new owner as she breaks up with him. -- source link