blackswaneuroparedux:Guardsman Billy Big Bollocks why are you such a numpty head? I don’t tolerate a
blackswaneuroparedux:Guardsman Billy Big Bollocks why are you such a numpty head? I don’t tolerate any chimpwittery on my parade ground. You ‘ae’ the small space between two bollocks. You can fuck right off, and when you get there? Fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again. Go on then, fuck off. You are as much use as a mud-flap on a tortoise. Until you’re on the receiving end of a colourful bollocking on the parade ground do you fully undestand why he’s called a Colour Sergeant. Colour Sergeants are experienced battle hardened veterans and it’s by design that they are primarily put in charge of training officers at Sandhurst. Unlike their American drill sergeant counterparts they are not particularly shouty but woe betide those who don’t meet their high standards be it officer or rank and file. They will let you know in no uncertain terms. -- source link