RN: this is what australia is likeRN: you come home after fighting a squad of deadly scorpions on yo
RN: this is what australia is likeRN: you come home after fighting a squad of deadly scorpions on your doorstepRN: to find that a giant bird has flown into your bedroom and pulled all the keys out of your laptopRN: then you turn around and find that a wallaby has destroyed your bathroomRN: meanwhile an enormous spider has begun to show itself from behind a wall fixtureRN: your roof burns away in the 120 degree heat and you die of UV exposureELIZA: your children are consumed in a brush fireRN: "fair dinkum,“ explains prime minister when asked for comment -- source link
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