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shamelesslyunladylike: reasonablemongoose: shamelesslyunladylike: lesradicalfeminisms: tumbling-torterra: a-strawbarry: houseofheavy: etspiritusvitae: the female body is hardcore as fuck. Yes is it. so is the male body it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds. *~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~* The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it. You obviously have no idea the shit that can go down if both X chromosomes are active. Female humans are not hardcore at all. Any other mammal gives birth quite quietly without complications. Human women? Loud, painful and can cause death. Humans are an oddly weak animal, and that doesn’t change just because you can drop a smaller one out of your cooch. Giving birth is never easy, but it’s harder for some species. Of course, if you compare a human to a cat or a dog (a healthy one, not something like a bulldog, that always need c-sections), who give birth to relatively small offspring, you will see a difference. Humans have big heads and relatively narrow hips, and some trouble giving birth is the price we pay for our big brains. But we’re not the only ones. Animals with large offspring, like mares and cows, often have difficult childbirths. Ask any farmer. Hell, if a foal is not positioned just right, the force the mare uses to expell it out might rupture her uterus. But my favorite example is the spotted hyena. As you might now, since you act like you’re some smartass know-it-all, the spotted hyena doesn’t have a vulva like we do (or like I do, since your arrogance is so typically male). They have an enlarged clitoris and their birth canal goes through it. They give birth through this very narrow opening, and almost 20% of first-time hyena mothers die of it. And you know what, this makes them fucking hardcore. Hyenas are hardcore as fuck. And so are we. I mean, you might not have considered this, but humans have existed for a while, you know? We were around way before c-sections existed, or hospitals, or abusive fucking obstetricians who get pissed at women for experiencing labor pain and mount on their bellies to accelerate birth. Yet we survived. Nay, we fucking thrived and spread all over the world, even though we’re “oddly weak”. Funny, huh. Consider also that giving birth laying down on your back is good for the doctor, but not so good for the mother. The way we give birth in western civilization is far from natural. I mean look, at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5dgurZkY20 This is fucking hardcore. Women are hardcore. And all of Patriarchy exists because you pissy babies can’t handle the fact that we can make new life and all you’re good for is destroying and killing things. So you make destroying and killing things to be some sort of measure of badassness, because that’s all you know. All the debate about abortion, contraception and other reproductive issues is just you guys desperately trying to exert some sort of control over human reproduction, which is an issue that, by nature, doesn’t belong to you. This is made clear by the fact that, as you can read above, you guys can’t handle even seeing a drawing of a pregnant woman with someone saying it’s hardcore without butting in and screaming “ME TOO! ME TOO! TALK ABOUT ME! I’M SO INSECURE! GIVE ME REASSURANCE! I WANT EVERY WOMAN TO BE MY MOMMY BECAUSE I’M A HUGE MAN-BABY WHO NEEDS TO BE CODDLED AT EVERY SECOND”. Which doesn’t sound very hardcore at all, if you ask me. -- source link
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