“Is this an actual NES game? Damn, you are old. Seems kinda silly locking up a dick that probably do
“Is this an actual NES game? Damn, you are old. Seems kinda silly locking up a dick that probably doesn’t work anymore, anyway. Don’t get me wrong, the cage stays on. Can’t have any of the other sluts in class trying to leverage you the way I do. Anyway, once you’re done giving my paper an ‘A’, I’ll let you eat my ass while I play this.” -- source link