“Hey babe, yeah I know I’m naked. I lost pretty badly at strip-poker last night. I mean, I told you
“Hey babe, yeah I know I’m naked. I lost pretty badly at strip-poker last night. I mean, I told you what a card-shark my ex is, right? Oh relax, it’s nothing he hasn’t seen, before. Babe stop freaking out, I actually have something important to tell you. Don’t be upset, but after I lost all my clothes, I tried to win them back by betting your chastity key. I’m sorry, I really thought I had a chance with that hand. I mean, I had the high card! I just forgot we were playing aces low… Anyway… my ex boyfriend has your key. He said he’d give it back if I sucked his dick, but I didn’t do it. I told him it didn’t matter how long he kept the key, you’d never agree to that. He said he’d hold it for a week and if I didn’t change my mind he’d melt it down, but honestly I don’t believe he’d actually do it. I’m pretty good at telling when he’s bluffing.” -- source link