“Remember how I said I’m going to give you a chance to earn an early release, today? Well here it is
“Remember how I said I’m going to give you a chance to earn an early release, today? Well here it is. You’re going to strip naked, then put on my dress and walk home in it. I’ll be taking the car. If you make it home in under and hour, I’ll shave a day off your sentence, but for every minute you’re late, I’m adding a day. Oh I know it’s a half-hour drive. There’s no way you could actually walk the whole way in under an hour. Lucky for you there’s a truck-stop along the way, and I can promise you that you’ll find more than a few men there willing to drive you at least part of the way if you’re willing to rent them a bit of throat-space, if you catch my drift…” -- source link