safehaven2: Don’t blame me! My cousin said he had been practicing escaping traps and that he could g
safehaven2: Don’t blame me! My cousin said he had been practicing escaping traps and that he could get out of anything. So, I told him to put his money where my mouth was and I put him in the hardest cage I could find, my gut! He squirmed around for a few hours, trying to get get out through my throat, but I have an amazing gag reflex and kept swallowing him right back down. I don’t know when he stopped moving cause I took a nap and when I woke up, he was nothing but soup in my tank and it was too late to spit him out. You know what, I don’t have to explain why I eat food! In fact, get over here! You’re gonna be dessert!! -- source link