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blvckgeezus:nooniebaddass:lokispriestess:anaisnein:mudwerks:danipup:wind-up-martyrbot:literal-ghost:potedo:Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiotKangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur. the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.and taunt you afterwardexcuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.kangaroo^wallaby^kangaroo^wallaby^I’m Fuckin Horrified Are you allowed to shoot a kangaroo? Cause if one run up on you you not fast enough to outrun it and you damn sure not going to fight it The one kangaroo looks like my swole ass cousin Josh…this is terrifying -- source link