apervertedthought: This is an old photo of your mom back home, using one of her many talents. Those
apervertedthought: This is an old photo of your mom back home, using one of her many talents. Those same talents that got your dad to take notice when he was here on business, and fly her round ass back to the states. They married, you were born yada yada yada. She never stopped being so generous though, and if you ask nicely enough, she’ll probably even show you and your friends. -- source link