agonyandagony:fyonedirection:behind the scenesPUT MY RECEPTIONIST ON THE PHONE AND TELL HER TO CANCE
agonyandagony:fyonedirection:behind the scenesPUT MY RECEPTIONIST ON THE PHONE AND TELL HER TO CANCEL ALL MY MEETINGS!!!! CLEAR MY SCHEDULE!!!! I NEED AT LEAST 72 HOURS OF UNBROKEN CONCENTRATION TO DEAL WITH THIS. first of all, when you die and go to heaven and god asks you “what can i arrange to entertain you for all eternity,” my answer without pause or hesitation will be “ONE DIRECTION DANGLED FROM HARNESSES LIKE STUPID BEAUTIFUL ORBITING PLANETS,” so i’m already predisposed to lose my marbles everywhere over this whole set up, and the ONLY WAY IT BECOMES BETTER is watching them be SELF AWARE ABOUT THE PREPOSTEROUSNESS OF WHAT THEY’RE DOING and toeing the smile-and-shrug line where “THIS IS SO DUMB” meets “BUT WE LUV IT.” this is my most erotic 1D imagine: all five of them having a meta-awareness of their respective earnest-but-still-a-performance performances as beautiful doofuses for my enjoyment.but it gets EVEN BETTER because EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM encapsulates their own dang self so perfectly i could PUNCH A HOLE IN THE ATMOSPHERE. CONSIDER:zayn “GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE” “IT WAS FUN FOR ABOUT TWO MINUTES” malik, willing to entertain this foolery in a context where the underlying message is “WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” and “I LOOK LESS STUPID AS LONG AS I’M BEING STUPID WITH THESE 4 OTHER DINGUSES”louis “PILE OF CORPSES” “HOISTED BY STRONG MEN” tomlinson, reminding you that he knows EXACTLY how stupid this is while also reminding you of your own mortality (bc WILL WE ALL NOT EVENTUALLY BE A PILE OF NUDE CORPSE TORSOS PILED FOR HIS INSPECTION AND ULTIMATE DERISION? DON’T BE STUPID, OF COURSE WE WILL BE)liam “DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME OR YOUR LOCAL BANK” payne, liam “HA HA LOOK AT MY JOKE BUT HONESTLY KIDS PLEASE DON’T ROB ANYONE” payne, liam “I CAN IDENTIFY THE HUMOR IN THIS SITUATION WHILE STILL CASUALLY AND EARNESTLY ENTREATING YOUNG GIRLS NOT TO COMMIT A FELONY” payne, who even has the TIME FOR YOU LIAM, HONESTLYharry “they don’t trust us with a real bottle so we have to practice with a water bottle” “musk for a nice warm body” styles, explaining with just one preliminary glance at him why they should not be trusted with a real bottle and should have to practice with a water bottle, all the while distracting you from his failure with a fancyboy shih tzu ponytail that makes you want to kiss him and crush him between your palms until he turns into a fine powder in equal partsniall “SMELL TEST” “I HOPE YOU LIKE IT AS MUCH AS WE LIKED MAKING IT” horan, my hero and yours who is willing to sniff UNTOLD VIALS AND MIXTURES to find JUST THE PRECISE EXACTLY RIGHT COMBINATION of fruits and florals and musks and shame to adorn your bod ALL WHILE PUTTING ON A TERRIBLE NOVELTY ACCENT because THAT IS HOW MUCH HE LOVES US AND WE DO NOT DESERVE HIMall this and more happens in this three-minute long video, for the duration of which they are wearing black catsuits and holding hands, and if that doesn’t convince you that god is good and has many gifts to bestow upon us terrible slime monsters, idk what will. -- source link
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