alieninbeirut:This is Teddy. He is the kind of asshole cat that gives cats the asshole name. He bite
alieninbeirut:This is Teddy. He is the kind of asshole cat that gives cats the asshole name. He bites visitors if he doesn’t like them, if he doesn’t want to be rubbed or if he is just in a grumpy mood. He slaps too, with claws extended. He can’t jump very well and uses his claws for everything. We gave up on furniture a long time ago. He vomits his dry food up to make room for wet food. He vomits if you shut him outside a door or room. He strikes at the neck of his other cat siblings when he wants to throw his weight around. He doesn’t shut up if he wants attention or if you don’t give it to him upon his demand. He wants to sit beside me always, even at the dinner table he must have his own chair beside me. He often doesn’t cover his pee or poop properly and expects one of the cats/us to cover it for him. He demands to enter the bathroom with you and sits and stares at you the entire time. He has no idea of personal space and will sit in your face while you sleep. His favourite sleeping place is your pillow. He nibbles on your toes in the morning when he decides it is his breakfast time, though there is always a bowl of dry food available. When you put a clean water bowl and fresh water he sticks his dirty paws into it just for the fun. But you can probably tell all this from his face. He is the youngest and most spoilt of our furfamily. But wherever I go he follows and cuddles beside me. I never read alone because my bear is cuddled next to me. Whenever we foster or rescue a cat or kitten he is always the first to accept, welcome and play with them, so long as they don’t become too friendly with me. He loves my cuddles and kisses more than anything, and never bites or cuts me. He comes running when called, he brings the ball or mouse to play fetch, he cries when we leave for work and is at the front door waiting for us when we enter. He talks to us. And we adore him and all his naughty ways. -- source link