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memecaptainsteverogers:foggywithachance:aethersea:eldritchsandwich:aethersea:wilwheaton:danismm:HE-MAN Salad with ZIP!Ripped from the pages of Patriarchy This Week.who the heck makes salad with gelatineI doalsoMinnesota / the american midwest it used to be a common thing now I haven’t seen a recipe for one in many years but if I remember correctly for a basic salad jello salad that is a thanksgiving tradition significantly less appreciated then my 1.5 pies per person policy 1 box lime jello -I know but trust me (if you dare)1 shredded carrot1-2 stalks chopped celery sour cream I have no idea how much ½ cup maybe? or yogurt IDK¼ cup sour cream with enough brown sugar to make it sweet (this is the dressing/sauce)make jello as normal but when it is just starting to set (1hr 2hrs ??) stir in carrot, celery and ½ cup ish sour cream Until thoroughly mixed plop that bastard into a jello mold, bunt pan or just a bowl or tupperware that it mostly fills let it sit for 4hrs or overnight or however long it takes to set put a plate on top flip it if you did it right (and my recipe is close enough to a working one) it should plop onto the plate in the shape of the container it set in serve with the sauce for a desserty jello thing that might maybe count, there is ambrosia1 tub cool whip1 container cottage cheese lime jello again (try experimenting with good on their own jello flavors but try lime 1st)can pineapple tidbits other fruit if you are feeling confidentmix that goop togethermix all of itit stays goop eat the goopEAT IT, IT IS GOOD GOOPno? oh well more for meboth of these recipes may be unsuitable for masculine stereotypes who may be too scared to try them but at that level masculinity is self infantilization Note: not liking them is different, this is a regional thing most people probably will not like it but it takes so little bravery to try … maybe look up an actual recipe thoThis is actually fascinating, thank you. I had no idea this was even a thing, and someday when I can muster the guts to eat anything with lime in it, I will try these recipes. They sound really good ^^@memecaptainsteverogers saw this and thought of youWhose ass do I have to kick at Knox Gelatin for making this ad! -- source link