Ok, thanks for meeting me here. I know that I said I was down for whatever you wanted to do with the
Ok, thanks for meeting me here. I know that I said I was down for whatever you wanted to do with the universal remote for our anniversary but this is too far. I mean, you put us back in high school. It’s totally awesome. Wait… why did I say that. Ugh. It’s because you’re making me, right? I swear, all day I just try to act like myself – an 19-year-old shy nerd girl named Nikki who you’re controlling with the universal remote. Wait, I mean… I…. I…. I have a huge crush on you.No! I mean… unf…. I love my new titties. Wait.Ugh.Fine. I’ll play along. But you’d better zap me so that I enjoy this a little more. It’s no fun being all self-conscious about everything. *Click*Giggle! There! That’s, like, totes better. K’, now why don’t you make me head cheerleader. If we’re gonna do this, let’s do it right. -- source link