someharmindreaming: I’m so sorryI had to call youI didn’t know who else to callI’ve done something d
someharmindreaming: I’m so sorryI had to call youI didn’t know who else to callI’ve done something dreadfulIt’s …It’s my flatmateWe had this terrible argumentAnd I don’t know how it happenedBut I ….I somehow tied her to the bedAnd I did such a really good job I really need you to come over and see what a good job I did I don’t know if you can hear her but I think all that kicking and muffled cursing Means she’d really like you to come over and see her too -- source link