machawicket: beingfacetious:farorescourage:ninjagirlmai:bewbin:wollipyos: Some of the wors
machawicket: beingfacetious: farorescourage: ninjagirlmai: bewbin: wollipyos: Some of the worst analogies written by high school students. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT. These are genius I lost it at number 10 “the worst analogies” are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right. #you say ‘worst analogies’ i say ‘heirs of douglas adams’ We read these aloud while slightly drunk in Ireland last summer, and it’s one of my favorite memories. I still can’t pick my favorite, as at lease five of these made me laugh so hard I cried. -- source link