“Your brother presented you with the birthday surprise of a lifetime. One of his exes, the for
“Your brother presented you with the birthday surprise of a lifetime. One of his exes, the former coworker who used to flirt with you, a whore, and a long-lost and unwitting cousin. Then he told you he’d already left a load in each of them.” - SlicklyGlazed I love how this follower’s mind works (: -- source link