“It’s… it’s difficult for me to concentrate on the game, Sir.”“Why is that?”“Because…
“It’s… it’s difficult for me to concentrate on the game, Sir.”“Why is that?”“Because… because your pieces look so lewd.”“Are you blushing, Marie? You like those pieces, right?”“They… they distract me.”“Don’t worry. Just play your natural game. If you win against me, I let you out of this enchanted castle.”“And if I lose, Sir?”“If you lose, Marie, well, well, if you lose, I will turn you into a chess piece. And my fingers will touch your naked body, every time I move you around on the board. Oh… there goes your Queen. Check!” -- source link