allyallyorange:Batman made one (1) meme one time and it was the best moment of Robin’s life. Tim sta
allyallyorange:Batman made one (1) meme one time and it was the best moment of Robin’s life. Tim stared at his father in shock. Bruce had memed. Bruce had used a meme correctly and disparaged Hal Jordan. Tim ran home as fast as his little legs could carry him (knocking Scarecrow into the sewer in the process. Hopefully Killer Croc would eat him). Bursting into the cave, chest heaving, Tim gasped out, “BRUCE KNOWS ABOUT MEMES”. Jason fell out of the dinosaur’s mouth and on top of Cass, squishing her delicate form in the process. Dick gasped and looked photogenic, while Damian continued to look like he was a wart growing out of Dick’s hip. “Are you sure, Tim?” Dick asked, walking swiftly over to feel Tim’s forehead for an elevated temperature. “Timmy, you’re warm!”“W-what?”“Your forehead’s warm,” Dick repeated, looking concerned. “Drake must have forgotten his medicines again, his brain mired in the lustful fog of face-timing the Clone,” Damian hissed. “I am flat,” Cass moaned, where Jason was trying to peel her off the floor apologetically. “Someone care for me!”“I gotcha,” Jason muttered, and peeled his slightly more two dimensional sister up. “Honestly, Tim. You probably had a fever dream.”“No!” Tim cried. “I know the truth!”“Its ok, Timmy,” Dick said, his smile gentle and indulgent. “Let’s get you to bed.”“No! No!” Tim wept in horror and confusion. What was happening? Was any of this real? Did Bruce meme?A sudden heaviness overtook Tim’s tiny body, and he fell asleep in Dick’s arms, his thoughts still spinning. ***“Honestly, Jay, you didn’t need to tranquilize him,” Dick tutted, from where Tim was slumped in his arms. “Oh, then you try to get him to bed! You can’t argue with the results, Dick!”***Tim woke with a groan, opening his eyes to see Bruce looking concernedly at him.“B- Bruce?”Bruce smiled and brushed his hand against Tim’s cheek. “Good morning.”“What happened?”“Jason shot you with a tranquilizer last night, too get you to sleep.”Tim scowled. “Did anyone avenge me?”“Sure,” Bruce said, and in the next second upended Tim’s life again. “I yeeted him to his room.”No no no no no…“AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!” -- source link
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