meloromantics:calleo:masterofbirds:onauratoujoursrendez-vous:radetzkymarch:tehjai:daftpenetration:re
meloromantics:calleo:masterofbirds:onauratoujoursrendez-vous:radetzkymarch:tehjai:daftpenetration:reminder that anakin fucking jacked off in this book i read last nightthat is a really awkward euphemismoh man this is weirder than that sentence in the ROTJ novelization about his secret lusts and unrestrained passions for Palpatine.… okay no it’s not.jesus fucking christ, “beat the roaring dragon into submission,” is the best euphemism ever.WHATI think the last bit in italics makes it even more wtf.There’s the whole, “Okay when Obi-Wan wakes up, he’s totally going to realize I beat off thinking about Padme, and he’s going to be PISSED because he told me not to do that—LOL oh well, not like it’s the first time!”how many times did obi wan catch anakin jacking off -- source link