voreguys: When you invite your date back for Netflix and chill, the choice of movie really doesn’t m
voreguys: When you invite your date back for Netflix and chill, the choice of movie really doesn’t matter….everyone knows that the movie is just something in the background while you both get better acquainted….it took me 3 attempts to finally see Wall-e all the way through without some guys ass being in the way….(true story ) ….but occasionally I’ve been able to get right through a movie even when I’ve brought a date back for fun….its usually because he’s become the mid movie snack gurgling away in my lower gut….he thought he was gonna get laid when he suggested coming back to mine for Netflix and chill, but when a pred is hungry nothing is gonna stop him eating ….jeez, I’ve even had to turn the sound up to compete with the churning and screaming from inside my digesting gut….I eventually belch up the thong he wore to try and impress me….he won’t be needing it anymore -- source link