planthoephil:shrek lurks happily in the background, happy to see his two sons so successful. but h
planthoephil: shrek lurks happily in the background, happy to see his two sons so successful. but he cant tell them what a proud daddy he is, they can never know their true asexual reproduced origins in the swamp. only dan, the orgest of the pair, can feel the strange pull when confronted with comforting smells of dead animals and onions. maybe someday they will learn but not now, not when their whole careers are at stake -- source link