dicapriho:Oh this dude sounds like a bad-ass, man. Like he comes up to him and he says, y'know: I’
dicapriho: Oh this dude sounds like a bad-ass, man. Like he comes up to him and he says, y'know: I’m looking for this dude who’s mo’ unseen, who’s flashing this fresh tat, who’s got, like, bomb moves, right? Who you got? She’s like: Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific. And he’s like: I’m looking for a guy who shrinks. And I’m like: Daaamn! I got all nervous, ‘cause I keep mad secrets for you, bro. So I asked Ignacio: Did bad-ass tell the stupid fine writer chick, to tell you, to tell me, because I’m tight with that man that he’s looking for him? And? What’d he say? He said yes! -- source link