ronfire-of-the-vanities:Leslie’s list of reasons attempting to explain her falling out with Ron Ha
ronfire-of-the-vanities: Leslie’s list of reasons attempting to explain her falling out with Ron Had conversations with Postmaster General about getting your face on a stamp I sent you a birthday card through the U.S. mail Taught the triplets about the dangers of minimizing the role of government in an increasingly complicated society I submitted to the New Yorker cartoon caption contest under your name Invited you to my LinkedIn professional circle That I had Food and Stuff shut down temporarily for a health code violation Started using the word “scrumptious “ too much (unreadable) Once offered you an apple (shouldn’t count, I was super drunk) I bought a chair from Ikea -- source link