brightlotusmoon:cloudyeclipse: brightlotusmoon: cloudyeclipse: dduane: final-girl-cas:aseriouscomedi
brightlotusmoon:cloudyeclipse: brightlotusmoon: cloudyeclipse: dduane: final-girl-cas:aseriouscomedian: nordy-draws-stuff: craptaztic: riverdancekat: iguanamouth: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: tolkientrash: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: werewolfjokewar: Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient. “MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN” “Yes good” “AND EAT THE BAD ONES” “Wait no” “EAT THEM” “sasha no” @burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching She is making a list It is not easy with her paws but she is making it shes almost here Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH! Y’all better behave, you have two months You better watch out You better watch out You better watch out You better watch out Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved ETA: Now working on BEING GOOD. Working REAL HARD. (insert sweatdrop) When I was a child I dreamed that a tiger came to school and ate my cupcake (there was a chick in my class whose mom brought cupcakes for everyone on her birthday). So if you aren’t sure what to do instead of milk and cookies, chocolate cupcakes are the answer. Was there frosting? Yes. Chocolate fudge frosting on chocolate brownies. That girls mom rocked and obviously knew exactly what to bake for dream tigers. It’s true, then. Dream tigers can be bribed with chocolate cupcakes with chocolate fudge frosting. …that sounds delicious. BRB, making cupcakes. -- source link